I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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