u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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