Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
That's intense
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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