I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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