I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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