I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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