I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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