So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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