I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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