Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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