I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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