That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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