Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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