I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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