their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
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