I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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