you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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