Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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