You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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