there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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