Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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