what if every blade of grass was a penis?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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