She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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