the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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