the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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