break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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