If that was your dad, he is hot
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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