woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
meet me or not, i'm out of control
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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