dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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