How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize