You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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