You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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