PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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