Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Randomize
