For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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