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It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Still canโt get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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