Got a toothbrush?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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