He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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