What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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