I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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