brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Someone shit on the floor
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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