okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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