I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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