these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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