What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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