That's when you crack a 10am beer
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
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