i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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