Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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