She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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