ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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