my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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