have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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