But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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