I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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